Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
you think im makeup
without any pretty on
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will